2nd Hand Doughnut

So I am at the pub the other day, a gentlemen down from me starts complaining that since Wisconsin has gone Non-Smoking, that he has to go outside. He then adds, "They let fat people buy doughnuts. Why don't they regulate that?"
Well, Mr Complete DooFus, I do not get second hand cholesterol from you eating a doughnut but I have had to put up with your second hand smoke. So go outside you dumb ass.